The Kim, Alas

We’ll never know everything about “Kim the Il,” but we do know a few things…

Top 10 Crazy Things About Kim Jong Il

“As a supernatural fashionista pro golfer praised the world over for inventing the sandwich, I believe I’ll build a fake city free of handicapped people for my next fake Godzilla movie and we’ll drink Hennessy and shoot up and it will a glorious time and won’t you please join me, my bitches?”